posted by val on Aug 4

The third installment was horrible. In my much ignored opinion nothing can top the second. Total gorefest but an actual plot? A what? I know! The tie-in to the first was genius. Knowing that the guys that brought us the barbwire fence and that OMG AWESOME opening are back gets me so excited for this one. Not to mention it’s in 3D! In the trailer a kid seemingly gets anhililated by an escalator. Seriously? WTF? Refrains from making a Mallrats joke here! Then the carwash scene! HOW DOES SOMEONE DIE IN A CARWASH? They seem to have figured out a way and my ass will be there opening night with extra $2.50 in hand for them damned RealD glasses. Bitchasses should let me bring one of my pairs from My Bloody Valentine!